For no reason seemingly other than "welp, we've reached that point of quarantine," Selena Gomez took to Instagram on Tuesday night to show the world what the insides of her fridge and freezer look like. Don't get me wrong—it's not that I haven't always wondered what Selena is eating on a regular basis. It's just that it turns out I wasn't truly prepared for what was inside.
Really, there are a few things of note going on here, the first of which is that Selena rehydrates just like the rest of us: with lots and lots of blue and red Gatorade. Secondly, she opts for classy, higher-end seltzers like Spindrift and Pellegrino. Thirdly, there are quite a few things she's stocked up on for the quar. Those things are, in no particular order, ice cream, yogurt, orange juice, and ranch.
Yes, my friends. Billboard-topping artist and beloved human Selena Gomez is sitting on the world's biggest bottle of Hidden Valley ranch dressing. The bottle she has is so large that I can't even tell what kind of wine is sitting in the fridge behind it—in fact, I can only tell it's wine because I see the tip of a skinny bottle neck and a cork! That's it! The ranch bottle otherwise obscures the entire width and height of the alcohol behind it!
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I did my best to find something comparable for you to buy (because who among us at this point in time doesn't deserve a mondo bottle of the stuff?), and could only find this two-pack of 40-ounce bottles on Amazon. That may be the size Selena's got, but in order to be really sure, you're going to have to stack some wine behind it and see what you're working with. If worst comes to worst, you can always keep buying these two-packs and...emptying them into your bathtub?
Oh god. I don't know. Enjoy Selena's fridge tour above.
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