After Ban On Condom Ads, Penis-Shaped INS Kalvari Submarine Gets Commissioned & Twitter Explodes With Jokes
PM Narendra Modi yesterday commissioned India’s first stealth submarine named INS Kalvari and it was a moment of great pride. But the newly inducted submarine is now trending for all the wrong reasons. Firstly because of its phallus-like shape and secondly the commissioning of new submarine comes few days after the condom ad ban decision by Information and Broadcasting ministry. For the uninitiated, restriction on condom ads has been levied. The ads can only be relayed after 10 pm and the reason for the move is that these ads are inappropriate for kids.
And now the picture of the new phallus-shaped submarine with a flag cover on the tip has sent Twitter into a frenzy and since then Twitter is abuzz with several jokes on the same. Twitterati has left no stone unturned to mock the new submarine. “I am patriotic and all but you’ve got to rethink the decoration”, one of the users said.” It’s decorated so, to prevent premature launching”, another user tweeted.
Here is the tweet by Narendra Modi:
— Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) December 14, 2017
Here are some of the funny twitter reactions:
Decoration went wrong!
I am patriotic and all but you’ve got to rethink the decoration. pic.twitter.com/52SZrxBtz7
— Parikshit Tank (@pariktank) December 14, 2017
No condom ads between 6-10 pm, please!
When your flag is your protection (Not from 6 pm to 10 pm plz) https://t.co/oFpeyqoe57
— Aditi (@awryaditi) December 14, 2017
Messages are quite clear
I think it’s quite apt. Passes on 2 messages quite clearly
— Vaibhav Kapadia (@vaibhav_kapadia) December 14, 2017
It’s decorated so, to prevent premature launching
— ♔K° (@Kaushal_75) December 14, 2017
Why?? I dont find anything wrong with this dickoration.
— Oblivion..Not Really (@vivaj31run) December 14, 2017
Trollers at their best
Just hope the decoration doesn’t affect the potency of the weapon https://t.co/DHzdoySve0
— sushant sareen (@sushantsareen) December 14, 2017
Couldn’t get funnier
You can’t go wrong
If you shield your dong.. https://t.co/YBO48vuIcM
— Fatima Sheerin (@FamSheerin) December 14, 2017
Though Twitterati is making jokes about the submarine we cannot deny the fact that INS Kalvari is one of the best submarines that Indian Navy has. “Kalvari is a potent Man o’ War capable of undertaking offensive operations spanning across the entire spectrum of Maritime Warfare. She embodies cutting-edge technology and compares favorably with the best in the world,” the navy said. What are your views? Let us know in the comments below.