100+ Funny and Spooky Halloween Instagram Captions That Will Have Everyone Double Tapping

Blake Bakkila, Selena Barrientos
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100+ Funny and Spooky Halloween Instagram Captions That Will Have Everyone Double Tapping
100+ Funny and Spooky Halloween Instagram Captions That Will Have Everyone Double Tapping

From Good Housekeeping

Halloween only comes once a year, but that doesn’t mean you haven’t been thinking about your costume since last October. Vampire, mermaid, superhero — the options are endless. After carving a pumpkin and having a Halloween movie marathon, put on the perfect playlist and get ready for a night of frights. Whether you've prepared an elaborate outfit or decided to go with a last-minute DIY option, you need to post a pic of your Halloween costume on all your social media accounts, especially Instagram.

Need a caption? That's where we come in. These Halloween Instagram captions are the perfect way to share a spooky (or cute!) photo of your look. Your followers won't be able to scroll by without giving you a heart. And if you want to give your friends more of a fright with your Halloween Instagram caption, choose one of these spooky scary quotes.

Cute Halloween Captions

  • What's up, pumpkin?

  • Ghouls just wanna have fun!

  • This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

  • No tricks, just treats!

  • Keep calm and scare on.

  • Something wicked this way comes.

  • Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

  • Eat, drink, and be scary.

  • Too cute to spook.

  • Boo from the crew.

  • Everything’s better with a little magic.

  • Witchful thinking.

  • Happy Howl-oween.

  • Creature feature.

  • A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.

  • Too ghoul for school.

  • Bad to the bone.

  • Bugs and hisses.

  • Having a boo-tiful night.

  • This is where the magic happens.

  • You’ve got me under your spell.

  • Brrr … it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

  • Keep calm and carry a wand.

  • Mischief managed.

  • Ready, set, ghoul!

  • Absolutely fa-boo-lous.

  • Funny Halloween Captions

  • Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.

  • Resting witch face.

  • You better work, witch.

  • Creep it real.

  • Trick or treat yo’ self.

  • Here for the boos.

  • Witch better have my candy.

  • Who run the world? Ghouls.

  • I can't be held responsible for stolen candy.

  • #SquadGhouls.

  • Swish swish, witch.

  • What’s up, witches?

  • Ghostest with the mostest.

  • Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

  • Demons are a ghouls best friend.

  • You look better with the mask on.

  • Don't make me get the flying monkeys.

  • Had a bloody good Halloween.

  • Life is gourd.

  • Basic witch.

  • Hey boo-tiful.

  • We had a fang-tastic time!

  • Have a spooktacular night

  • Fangs for the memories.

  • Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.

  • Bow down, witches.

  • If the broom fits, fly it.

  • Shake your BOOty.

  • You make me batty.

Halloween Captions Inspired by Movies

  • "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Hocus Pocus

  • "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." —Macbeth

  • "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." —Halloween

  • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." —Halloweentown

  • "Get in, loser. We're going haunting." —A play on Regina George's iconic line in Mean Girls

  • "Being normal is vastly overrated." —Halloweentown

  • “Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice

  • “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —The Fly

  • "I see dead people." —The Sixth Sense

  • "I am the pumpkin king!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." —Beetlejuice

  • "There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!"The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "Where my ghouls at?" —Monster High

  • “I’m a mouse, duh.” —Mean Girls

  • “I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.”Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • "Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep." —A Nightmare On Elm Street

  • "Hi! I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" —Child's Play

  • "Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" —Hocus Pocus

  • “It's alive!” Frankenstein

Halloween Captions Inspired by Songs

  • "I put a spell on you because you're mine." —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

  • "It's close to midnight, something evil's lurking from the dark." —Michael Jackson

  • "This is Halloween, everybody make a scene." —Marilyn Manson

  • "What's in your head?" —The Cranberries

  • "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed." —Rihanna

  • "Who you gonna call?" —Ray Parker Jr.

  • "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious, and spooky." —Andrew Gold

  • “Scary monsters, super creeps keep me running, running scared.” —David Bowie

  • “Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little boy like you.” —Dusty Springfield

  • “She is like a cat in the dark. And then she is the darkness." —Stevie Nicks

  • "Must be the season of the witch." —Donovan

  • "I always feel like somebody's watching me." —Rockwell

  • "Heads will roll ... on the floor." —Yeah Yeah Yeahs

  • "When we all fall asleep, where do we go?" —Billie Eilish

  • "Baby, I'm howlin' for you." —The Black Keys

  • "I'm sweet but I'm psycho" —Ava Max

Halloween Captions Inspired by Quotes

  • "Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare

  • “If you've got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey

  • "Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." —Tim Burton

  • "Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street." —Unknown

  • "On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be." —Ava Dellaria

  • "Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!" —Rusty Fischer

  • "Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween's upon us now." —Richelle E. Goodrich

  • "Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story." —Mason Cooley

  • "When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween." —Unknown

  • "Nothing on earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." —Steve Almond

  • “Beware what dare crawls up your sleeve, For ’tis the night called Hallows Eve.” — Richelle E. Goodrich.

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